Slick's Blog

Damn, cops found me stealing street signs. Drunk.

2006-01-08T08:18:00.000-08:00

yeah so, I really shouldn't be allowed to drink. I took a ladder accross McLaughlin Rd. and started stealing signs. I got the first down, and decided it wasn't good enough and took another one. Josh started yelling cops but I was too drunk to care. I ran right accross the road infront of the cruiser laughing like the screamapillar while holding a stop sign and a no heavy vehicles sign. I dropped one sign when the cop took chase, and made it inside with the other. I lied and told him that I only stole one. He made me put it back up but I did get away with the one sign. Sweet. It's in my living room now. See, you can have fun in Brampton, you just have to be a stupid jackass to do it.

Brian was drinking again

2005-12-29T18:55:00.000-08:00

(about dog-fucking)
"You just lift up the the tail, grab the ears and go at 'er!"

(about the girls' changing during the dress shopping)
"Are her breasts as amazing as I imagined them?"

Brian Drunk

2005-12-27T20:06:00.000-08:00

Brian: I love her SO much!
Geoff: You're really close to my penis!!

-Later:

Brian: Will someone pick my testicle wedgie!?!?!
Brian: Ok, no? Well, will someone just put my beer in my hand then??

I'm an old man

2005-04-12T23:59:00.000-07:00

Since my recent addiction to the old WWII tv show 12 O’clock High, I have noticed that I have picked up some interesting lingo from the show. I caught myself saying, “I don’t know why he’d be so sore at me”. The scary part is that it seems totally natural to say sore. I drive a 37 year old car, listen to oldies and talk like one too. Gotta go, 12 O’clock high is on, aw shit, I missed the first couple minutes! He he he, a guy just said “ I had a devil of a time” he was English though so that’s okay.

I like drinking

2005-04-11T18:38:00.000-07:00

My god, I had a really good time last weekend. I think I my retract my no drinking policy. Look what you people are doing to me!

Cottage Info

2005-04-11T18:14:00.000-07:00

For anyone wondering, it's gonna be Friday July 1st. We leave at 5am so pack the night before.

-Costs are divided up as we go, for example, if we need food then everyone throws money into the bill. This way we each only pay for what we use, like how some people shouldn't have to chip in for meat. So having said this it's best to have some cash because swiping steve's ass crack with your card doesn't always work so well.

-Cars. I have no idea how many cars we need or if we may have to do a road trip out to London the night before. Either way, Steve is driving and so am I. With any luck I'll have room for two and steve will have room for 4. We may need a third car so anyone who wants to drive tell me.

-Sleeping Arrangements. Bring a tent if you have one. if you have more than one then bring that too. If you want to sleep in the cottage that fine but hopfully we'll have enough tents.

-Food. We buy food up there to minimize what we have to travel with. This is part of the reason for leaving early in the morning.

-Booze and Recreational Drugs. we need lots. I can't stress this enough. Lots.

ANYONE WHO DECIDES NOT TO PAY DOESN'T EAT. SIMPLE. I WON'T MENTION NAMES BUT IT HAS HAPPENED. BETTER YET, IF YOU DON'T PAY YOU WILL BE EATEN.