Brian was drinking again

(about dog-fucking)
"You just lift up the the tail, grab the ears and go at 'er!"

(about the girls' changing during the dress shopping)
"Are her breasts as amazing as I imagined them?"

Brian Drunk

Brian: I love her SO much!
Geoff: You're really close to my penis!!

-Later:

Brian: Will someone pick my testicle wedgie!?!?!
Brian: Ok, no? Well, will someone just put my beer in my hand then??